(This is especially, extremely, and utterly true when packing is involved.)
P.S. If I had 22 plastic spoons, I would use them as microphones to sing songs from random musicals. Then I would see if they're any good for cutting tape.
Needed: masking tape, a table, 22 plastic spoons, jelly, a nice white wall
1. Position table about 15 feet from nice white wall 2. Tape edge of handle of spoons to table, the bowl side over air 3. fill bowl of spoons with jelly 4. press gently down on edges of jelly-filled bowls of spoons in rapid succession 5. admire squishy sound and colorful sight
For best results, use many flavors jelly in a pattern. Keep spoons close together. With practice, you can aim them to create patterns of your own design.
Note: only for practice in facilities which you will be evacuating immediately.
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Having a good friend is unbelievably amazing.
Take that as you will.
(This is especially, extremely, and utterly true when packing is involved.)
P.S. If I had 22 plastic spoons, I would use them as microphones to sing songs from random musicals. Then I would see if they're any good for cutting tape.
Use for 22 plastic spoons:
Needed: masking tape, a table, 22 plastic spoons, jelly, a nice white wall
1. Position table about 15 feet from nice white wall
2. Tape edge of handle of spoons to table, the bowl side over air
3. fill bowl of spoons with jelly
4. press gently down on edges of jelly-filled bowls of spoons in rapid succession
5. admire squishy sound and colorful sight
For best results, use many flavors jelly in a pattern. Keep spoons close together. With practice, you can aim them to create patterns of your own design.
Note: only for practice in facilities which you will be evacuating immediately.
That would be 22 plastic spoons I could use instead of real ones! 22 fewer spoons to wash! Excellent. :-D
22 bowls of cereal.
22 cups of coffee
or 11 mornings of one bowl of cereal one cup of coffee
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